Sunshine

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Amid the spin, misinformation and hyperbole about the resources super profits tax (RSPT), one thing is not seriously in dispute: the profits that mining companies make from extracting Australia’s natural resources have soared, and the return going to the public hasn’t kept pace.

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When people need to kick back, have fun, and party, I will be there, unlike your pathetic fonts. While Gotham is at the science fair, I’m banging the prom queen behind the woodshop. While Avenir is practicing the clarinet, I’m shredding Reign In Blood on my double-necked Stratocaster. While Univers is refilling his allergy prescriptions, I’m racing my tricked-out, nitrous-laden Honda Civic against Tokyo gangsters who’ll kill me if I don’t cross the finish line first. I am a sans serif Superman and my only kryptonite is pretentious buzzkills like you.